Disaster Management

Brown : President, seems like there’s another storm coming our way.

Bush: Brownie, you’re doing a hell of a job.

Brown: But…..I was sacked last week.

Bush: Oh yeaaaaah…..It slipped my mind. Seems to happen quite often these days. Get me Saddam on the line. I bet he has something to do with this.

Brown: But he’s in prison ….

Bush: Hell yeah……Condi….where the hell are you?

Rice: Yes Mr.President.

Bush: Condi, what’s this new thing Brownie is yakking about?

Rice: Rita Sir.

Bush: eh?

Rice: It’s a hurricane projected to hit the coast of Texas Sir.

Bush: The coast of Teexxxxaaaaaas? Wait a minute….what about Crawford?

Rice: We don’t know if it’ll get that far. Atleast not yet.

Bush: Find out Condi….find out. And get me Jeb on the line.

Jeb Bush: What’s up Georgie?

Bush: Hey Jeb, aren’t you the Governor of Texas?

Jeb Bush: Nopes, Florida.

Bush: Oh yeah, how can I forget, after all the fun we had there in 2000. Well, then who is the Governor there?

Jeb Bush: Rick Perry.

Bush: Hey, Brownie, get me Rick.

Perry: Mr.President, I’ve been trying to reach you all day. But they said you were busy.

Bush: Busy as hell Ricky boy, trying to finish the first page of the new Harry Potter Book.

Perry: Sir, we have made all evacuation plans and things are going as planned. We anticipate all towns along the Texas coast to be cleared out by tomorrow.

Bush: What the hell for?

Perry: Hurricane Rita, Sir.

Bush: Oh, yeaaaahhhhh. Good going Ricky. Why don’t you get some pointers from Brownie here on all that? He’s good!

Perry: Umm….maybe later Mr. President. I just needed your go ahead on the evacuation.

Bush: Of course you do. What else are Presidents for. And while you are at it could you get that skunk Michael Moore in there somewhere and tie him to a post.

Perry: I don’t quite think that’s within the rules Sir.

Bush: Rules……hmmmphhh… I’ll just ask Colin to do it.